Alternative road signs

  • Avalanche Zone: Do Not Sneeze
  • Mousse Crossing
  • Beware of the Frog
  • (Outside a school) Children may be slippery when wet
  • (Before roadwork) Caution: Men drinking coffee
  • (Before roadwork) Caution: Men leaning on shovels
  • Tailbacks wanted
  • Speed limit enforced by bazooka
  • Private Property: Trespassers will be eaten.
  • Construction Zone: Top hat required.