Feline Olympics

In the past twenty four hours my house has been host to the Feline Olympics, a contest to see which cat annoys me most.  Tangle is way ahead after last night.  These events have been completed so far:

• Tripathalon  (Tangle takes the Gold)
• 100 yards dash-pounce
• Wake the hand that feeds you
• Cat litter kickboxing
• Marathon yowling
• Obstacle relay
• Heavyweight snoozing (Quantum wins here)
• Counter-top high jump
• Endurance fidgeting

I love the little furballs, but I just want them to sit still and be quiet!  Especially at three in the morning.