Spam Humour

"Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;"

Monty Python

A few months ago, I started seeing odd names on my spam email. There must have been a new program for generating the fake "from" names using dictionary words. Some of them were pretty funny, so Hubby and I saved them. They’re infrequent now, but these are the best we found, all genuine spam names from real emails we trashed:

Lockable M. Bottom

Thrill K. Chardonnay

Hydraulic Q. Nincompoops

Courteously Q. Concussion

Detention T. Easy

Squirrelling H. Midmost

Necromancy O. Melodrama

Optimists L. Bitching

Decontaminating H. Mop

Winsomely O. Cyberpunk

Zest V. Throng

Whimsical E. Cardigan

Roddenberry I. Chambermaid

Minor F. Impediments

Splatters Q. Exempting

Congruous M. Kookaburra

Eurekas I. Abusiveness

Polymorphic Q. Amputatee

Ogle M. Gumption

Evaluation K. Sleazier

The full list is archived in the humour section.


  1. I’ve got a collection of these little gems that I’ve been saving too! Highlights include:

    Fruitlessly L. Typewriter

    Bombard L. Bolshivist

    Howlers O. Leaving

    Shimmying M. Plunged

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