Tweets for June 16th to June 30th

  • How much acrylic fun fur yarn would it take to knit a cozy for a nuclear reactor?
  • Looking for t-shirts to wear to physical therapy that will confuse the therapist. Where’s my "No, I will not fix your computer" one?
  • Co-worker’s house struck by lightning, status meeting devolved into discussion of lightning rods and strikes. Best meeting EVER!
  • Got my US passport in the mail today! Horrid fuzzy photo, but am now Real American with papers to prove it.
  • Have found perfect match of lipstick & liner. Apocalypse in 3, 2, 1…
  • 2 matches today for #worldcup, want #Eng and #USA to win, so both are in final sixteen.
  • And they both make it through! #Eng and #USA make the next round! #worldcup
  • If you can’t code your way out of a wet paper bag with a map and a jackhammer, maybe programming isn’t for you.
  • Bah! Both my countries knocked out of the #worldcup! Who do I support now?
  • Mmm, fresh lychees for breakfast. Confuses the daylights out of the grocery store checkout staff, and tasty too!