Tweets for February 16th to February 28th

  • Scheduling application performance test, AKA "when can I kill the server and how long will it take to die?" Sometimes I love my job.
  • Work PC is bricked, reduced to pen & paper. Never needs rebooting, runs silently, UI needs some gloss but basically sound.
  • Note to self: karate is not ballet, stop pointing your toes and flex them instead. Looks much more intimidating!
  • Flapjacks on the cooling rack, whole wheat scones in the oven (for the oat allergic), kitchen cleaned up afterwards. I feel all domestic!
  • Home made whole wheat scones for breakfast. Network Guy suggested putting a slice of bacon in the scone. Seriously considering it!
  • Gasoline in St Louis: $3.19/gallon. Gasoline in Britain: $8.04/gallon (current exchange rate & using US 3.78 litre gallon)
  • I’m too short for regular length pants, but too tall for petites. How is this possible? Where are the pants that fit?

3 thoughts on “Tweets for February 16th to February 28th”

  1. I’m too short for regular length pants, but too tall for petites. How is this possible? Where are the pants that fit?

    Spatio-temporal vortex at the back of the dryer. They’re in collusion with the socks.

  2. Happy Birthday Ali!!!
    I love you….

    p.s. I have been having to buy pants too long and hem them myself… I have come to the conclusion there are no pants that fit!

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