Tweets for March 16th to March 31st

• Why is it considered OK for doctors to be over an hour late?  No other profession gets away with that & it messes up your whole day.
• By coincidence I brought British Flapjacks to work on the day of my performance review.  Raise now please?
• Begone caffeine headache, the power of tea compels you.
• First ribeye steak of the year on the newly cleaned grill.
• Glass shards from an exploded light bulb travel further than you think.
• White blossoms on trees and snow on the ground.  Must be St Louis in the spring.
• Hi, Winter? Yeah, I think you forgot something.  Like the fact you're supposed to be GONE and take your snow with you, you unwanted guest!
• Have successfully blended English and American personas: will talk to random strangers, but only about the weather.
• In self-imposed quarantine on day 2 of zombie death cold.  Send tea and crumpets.
• Out of the office for two days and some weasel has half-inched my spare chair!  Visitors will have to stand.

I've been quiet lately because I've been ill and tired.  In theory, I'm better now.