- Things you don’t want to hear in sparring class #1: "I’m fine. I didn’t like those teeth anyway."
- This day brought to you by the number 6500, the letters R, P, and M, and the volume cranked up to 11.
- Car sales people: don’t say "Oh, she knows how to drive a stick shift!" in such a surprised tone like I can’t HEAR you from the back seat.
- It’s easier to drive with the safe & calm motorbikers than the scary-dangerous, unpredictable, speed-drunk ones. Watch out for all bikers.
- Earthquake in the night, / Cicada infestation, / Is this normal now? #TuesdaysAreForHaiku
- Bug #666 cloned to #667 & the original deleted, per Boss’s request. "I’m not particularly religious, but we need to get rid of bug #666."
- Dear programmer: "I don’t know if I fixed this but," translates to "I like irritating my QA & can’t be bothered to test for the actual bug"
- Got blog comment spam offering to help me speak to the dead. I’m not so keen on speaking to some of the living, let alone the dead ones!
- Eye doctors need signs outside: "Caution – people with dilated eyes who are blinded by the sun crossing the road, go slow"
- 2-layer coconut ice experiment this weekend, hopefully without getting red all over me "it’s food colouring officer, not blood, honest!"
- Close eyes, move foot, next. / Stubbornly trudging onwards / Head down, walk, repeat. / #TuesdaysAreForHaiku
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Love the tweets!
Too bad about bug 666. It would have made a lovely pet…
How does your boss feel about bug #616? (Apparently/allegedly, the *original* number of the beast before someone “tidied up” the text. =:o )