Tweets for August 1st to August 15th
- The QA department will stop finding bugs in the application when the programmers stop putting them there.
- Got my green belt in Chinese Kenpo from Tracy's Karate in Kirkwood, shared a meal with great friends, and beat a Porsche off the lights :)
- Final ten seconds: / Spar my karate teacher / To earn a green belt. #TuesdaysAreForHaiku
- Clean ALL the things! Hyperbole and a half
- Preparing ghoulash. Last time I ate this, my appendix exploded, and I have no more appendices.
- Road blocked, earth mover / Lifted yellow support legs / To let me out. Damn. #TuesdaysAreForHaiku
- I wonder how many passwords are changed to "correcthorsebatterystaple" today xkcd: Password Strength
- What is the appropriate vehicular response to the car in front tossing cigarette ends at me? Where are my rocket launchers?