Alternative road signs
- Avalanche Zone: Do Not Sneeze
- Mousse Crossing
- Beware of the Frog
- (Outside a school) Children may be slippery when wet
- (Before roadwork) Caution: Men drinking coffee
- (Before roadwork) Caution: Men leaning on shovels
- Tailbacks wanted
- Speed limit enforced by bazooka
- Private Property: Trespassers will be eaten.
- Construction Zone: Top hat required.