Going to my cave

I want to go live in a cave.  Hubby says it would be the perfect temperature for a server farm, a few mirrors could pipe in extra daylight, you have seventeen thousand square feet to play with, plus a couple of acres outside.  You could put in satellite internet, there's water and electric, three bedrooms, two baths, and twelve thousand feet square feet still unfilled.  It's a cave!  It's a house!  What's not to like?

I'd sell the house tomorrow and go live there.  It's not far away...