This is stuff I wrote for comedy writing classes, or for my own amusement.

Essays

• Sock Theory
• More Sock Theory by Paul Bristow
• The Plight of the Rubber Chicken
• The Feline Alarm Unit
• Determining BMW Z3 coconut storage capacity

Lists

• Bizarre spammer names
• Places not to eat
• Car names they nearly used
• Alternative road signs
• Cover band names