Spammer names

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Monty Python

In early 2006, I started seeing odd names on my spam email. There must have been a new program for generating the fake "from" names using dictionary words. Some of them were pretty funny, so Hubby and I saved them. They’re long gone now, but these are the best we found, all genuine spam names from real emails we trashed:

Thrill K. Chardonnay

Stoppard O. Impede

Unprovoked V. Washstands

Bivouac M. Stopcock

Courteously Q. Concussion

Stolidity O. Cave

Sickeningly O. Greener

Linden R. Trestle

Yamaha T. Janus

Barbary E. Wilton

Detention T. Easy

Exonerated G. Hirohito

Iqubal U. Pilgrimage

Necromancy O. Melodrama

Cruelty G. Brandished

Optimists L. Bitching

Aggravation D. Hypothesizing

Detoxifies A. Warbled

Winsomely O. Cyberpunk

Backpackers V. Collar

Zest V. Throng

Madras P. Disciplinary

Squirrelling H. Midmost

Whimsical E. Cardigan

Gloat J. Linus

Morns Q. Canard

Roddenberry I. Chambermaid

Mallard H. Blythe

Mass M. Wisconsinites

Elitist H. Village

Napolean P. Stroud

Onliest O. Specialists

Pawl E. Cacao

Coeds T. Miff

Horticulture G. Unsuccessfully

Minor F. Impediments

Splatters Q. Exempting

Overdrawn C. Relearnt

Moor V. Stalactite

Bright Q. Cede

Rubber H. Murray

Decontaminating H. Mop

Recitals S. Boat

Euphoric S. Redressing

Sometimes C. Seagoing

Guild O. Denaturing

Enslaved U. Rapider

Dimmer D. Silver

Nevis V. Manifesto

Lockable M. Bottom

Sharpness R. Mixes

Congruous M. Kookaburra

Fobs T. Diva

Eurekas I. Abusiveness

Pictorial V. Airport

Preventing S. Pastorate

Pseudonyms L. Missourians

Chiropodist R. Hospices

Nudge K. Hovercraft

Exporter K. Davis

Hydraulic Q. Nincompoops

Career R. Pudgiest

Heinous O. Precursor

Jaggedness D. Badlands

Wainscoted T. Talents

Constantine I. Mellow

Moon H. Soled

Polymorphic Q. Amputatee

Evaluation K. Sleazier

Ogle M. Gumption

Pilferer I. Firming

Idylls L. Flamencos

Seed G. Archaic

Pasteboard K. Ingress

Picadilly Q. Commuting

Hub H. Kilobyte

Serendipity D. Vision

Apostate I. Supernovae

Organisms V. Blowing

Fights F. Photojournalist

Vocals E. Premeditating

Implies L. Unpredictability

Digestive R. Action

Taxidermist D. Enchilada

Turkey D. Uncouples

Spineless A. Lagoon

Maced O. Shaman

Nondescript O. Telegraphed

Underdog K. Hypertension

Constance C. Dick

Buyers J. Toothsome

Adventurer L. Highness

Hexes T. Affirmative

Stormy W. Klein

Splices E. Suffered

Tremulously H. Phalluses

Popsicle M. Rupturing

Toothpaste I. Flogged

Pouring B. Steeplechase

And a few more, added 25th March 2007

Prospective B. Soybean

Neolithic D. Yachts

Geopolitical C. Teletype

Heartrending H. Sphinx

Mirage S. Depressants

Chancel P. Greyhounds

Spinning K. Insolently

Ruddy M. Immaturity

Unparalleled O. Straight

Inferno A. Florin

Sandals U. Corruptly

Archenemies B. Shilling

Horseshoe H. Revolting

Isobar B. Sump

Sepulchers G. Thimbling

Jawbreakers M. Squeegee

Consequently M. Infidel

Apologia M. Sackful

Patricide B. Edgewise

Epiphany A. Barbecues

Ballpoints B. Disobeyed

Cosine H. Nonzero