Knock and Die

Timothy gave me a door handle hanging thing that says this:

I need total peace and quiet.  I'm in touch with a creative love vibe from the center of the earth, tapped into my own special personal meditative wavelength, tuned in to all the earth's positive energy.  I think you know what I'm driving at:  Disturb me, and I'll crack your skull like a walnut.

He said he saw this and immediately thought of me.  It's so nice when people understand you.