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Vintage Velvet is ongoing but will have to be felted in a laundromat to make sure it won't clog up my shiny new washing machine.  The scarf has eaten two of the five balls of yarn so far.  I found the dental floss to put a lifeline in Juno Regina but haven't had the nerve to start the second repeat of chart #2.

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Haven't spun lately, despite a bulging fibre box of interesting stuff to spin.  Needle-felted a pin cushion, or a tribble depending on your perspective, with merino and unknown white wool.  Hubby wants me to put eyes on it, and legs.

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Finished a story for the post-NaNo group, and I like it.  It's a first person viewpoint, which I've never done before.  It's also very sad.  Need to come up with an idea for a second story in our shared world.  Deadlines motivate me to get stuff done.  Probably why NaNoWriMo works for me.

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Not really paying attention right now, more than a little distracted.  Orange belt test next Monday at Tracy's Karate.

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