Spam Humour
"Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;"
Monty Python
A few months ago, I started seeing odd names on my spam email. There must have been a new program for generating the fake "from" names using dictionary words. Some of them were pretty funny, so Hubby and I saved them. They're infrequent now, but these are the best we found, all genuine spam names from real emails we trashed:
Lockable M. Bottom
Thrill K. Chardonnay
Hydraulic Q. Nincompoops
Courteously Q. Concussion
Detention T. Easy
Squirrelling H. Midmost
Necromancy O. Melodrama
Optimists L. Bitching
Decontaminating H. Mop
Winsomely O. Cyberpunk
Zest V. Throng
Whimsical E. Cardigan
Roddenberry I. Chambermaid
Minor F. Impediments
Splatters Q. Exempting
Congruous M. Kookaburra
Eurekas I. Abusiveness
Polymorphic Q. Amputatee
Ogle M. Gumption
Evaluation K. Sleazier