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If anyone gets the Mr Ben reference I'll be impressed.  Mr Ben was a children's TV show, each week, Mr Ben went to the costume shop and tried on a different costume, which magically transported him to where the costume came from.  A Pharaoh's

In the interests of public safety: Which Smiley are You? I think that actually having tasted goat is what tipped it over the edge.  It makes a great curry.

Cat #2 will be arriving Sunday afternoon.  We think we're going to call it Tangle, as in Quantum and Tangle (somewhat obscure quantum physics reference).  Manuela just got a kitten.  Emily is getting a kitten soon. Red Dwarf season 5, episode Back to Reality "Hang five, guys

No telemarketer gets a sale by saying "Is your Mom or Dad home?"  First off, I don't always get carded for alcohol purchases at the grocery store.  Second, children should be trained to answer the phone with "Friend, foe, or telemarketer?"  And third, no,

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Don't be daft, of course I'm not.  Cheltenham is a town in Gloucestershire, England, and the home of Government Communications Headquarters, also known as GCHQ.  Their website is titled "GCHQ: British Intelligence."  In other words, saying you're a civil servant working in

(excerpt from the laboratory workbook of a second year undergraduate physics student) Abstract for paper to be published in Journal of Physics D Title: Determining BMW Z3 coconut storage capacity. An experiment was planned to determine the maximum number of coconuts that can be stored in a BMW Z3.  While

I don't know whether to be offended or pleased... You are 41% geekYou are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have