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A collection of 155 issues

Rate this!

And now, the definitive "rate my..." sites: * Rate my kitten * What's better * Rate my Fish * Rate my Dorm On What's better, I just chose a fork over Galileo, Bugs Bunny over a black and white picture of a woman with skyscraper hair, a fractal

I am...

Hubby mentioned Google searches of "Paul is" so I thought I'd try an "Alison is" search. The best results are: * Alison is designed to work with Microsoft Internet Explorer version 4.0 or higher. * Alison is allergic to chocolate (Not me. Definitely not me)

Going native

Oh my, this is starting to get worrying. If You Are A Brit In The USA, You Might Be Going Native If.... People have stopped asking me if I'm Australian. I do get all my news from the BBC UK site, I'm not bothered that the

Fruit and greenery

Someone working for Skintimate failed their basic fruit recognition test. Actually, quite a lot of people failed it. Why? Because they sent out the Passion fruit shave gel with a picture of kiwi fruit on it. I'd post a picture, but it's not on their website.

Places to go

I was flicking through a book in Borders last night, "1003 great things about America" by Lisa Birnbach, Patricia Marx, and Ann Hodgman, and I found the section on place names. This is a list of the gems that I would love to visit: * Unalaska, Alaska * Why, Arizona

Signs of the times

At the exit to our local Quiktrip petrol station, there are two signs for exiting drivers. The first says "Right turn only." All well and good, though you could have worked that out from the way the exit points to the right, making it almost a U turn

Salmon Days

Someone is making a pay-per-view series about the BOFH. The trailer has some great quotes. Beware of anything claiming to be good news, because it's probably a virus. You don't need to spend long in Tech support before the BOFH becomes your hero. I had to

Kipper

Made a pile of Blog stickers yesterday, and submitted them to blogstickers.com. But Hubby made this one: I miss Rimmer. He was so acidic, so irritatingly obnoxious you couldn't help but miss him when he went. A kipper is a smoked fish (mackerel?) often eaten for breakfast

Life Expectancy

Oh my, this is depressing: Your average life span is: 87 years old By modifying your Health, Lifestyle, Diet and Environment you can live to be: 99 Years Old You were born on Monday, March 3, 1975. You have lived 9,884 days and have 21,725 days left to

License plates and other animals

Now this is fun, you can make your own license plate. These are mine: "TARDIS" (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, which is a registered trademark of the BBC) is for the Mazda Tribute, it's massive when you put the back seats down. Bigger on the

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