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How to drop hints so males understand: * Find the item you want him to give you for Christmas. * Walk over and show it to him. * Say "Please give me this for Christmas." * Smile. * Repeat if necessary. (Results not guaranteed for higher priced items like the Mini Cooper S.

Odd World

Snorkellers go to the bogs. One of the globe's craziest competitions is taking place at a bog in Powys on Monday. The world-famous bog snorkelling competition at Llanwrtyd Wells is now in its 19th year. The brave competitors are hoping to beat the world record of one minute

Feline Olympics

In the past twenty four hours my house has been host to the Feline Olympics, a contest to see which cat annoys me most. Tangle is way ahead after last night. These events have been completed so far: * Tripathalon (Tangle takes the Gold) * 100 yards dash-pounce * Wake the hand that

Dark Side Mister Men

I love the Mister Men and Little Misses. Plaid-Dragon has this icon for bad days: Haven't you ever wished for alternative Mister Men? I offer you the Dark Side Mister Men and Little Misses, the ones they kept hidden: * Little Miss Prozac * Little Miss Fashionazi * Little Miss Bankrupt

The Secret Service

(Leftover post from Friday) Found an official page of MI5 Myths, on their website: We [MI5] are a civilian organisation and members of staff have no executive powers, such as the authority to detain or arrest people. We are not a "secret police force." So there you have

The Plan

Thanks to everyone who left guilt- and anxiety-inducing comments on my last post, I can feel it motivating me! So here is my brand new project queue, with no more than 3 WIPs at one time. I can't take any more than that. I came out as Completer-Finisher

Superstitions

I'm trying to resuscitate my software project, Chronicle . It's a Java blog publishing program, or it will be. It was a tragic victim of the SourceForge Kiss of Death. Fledgling software projects get registered on SourceForge with great enthusiasm, until the Kiss of Death strikes, and

Strange searches

Someone landed on my site via a Google search for "Tea Turtle," which probably landed them on my Yertle the Turtle page. I'm on the first page for that search, but I wonder if they meant to look for "teetotal," as in no alcohol.

Random spells

From the Grimoire Of Questionable Spells, one of many generators on a fun website. These are the best I got from several sets it generated. Prismatic Armor of Yarn Puddle of Grumpiness Astral Storm of Cabbage Tickle Toothpaste Dragon Invoke Dandruff Pool of Cotton Conceal Earwax Demon Zone of Cheese

Google in your, um... language

Wonderful Google, they translated the whole site into languages we can all understand, even the Muppets Swedish Chef when he's searching for new chicken recipes, the hacker on a mission, Elmer Fudd on his days off from Warner Bros, Klingon for the out-of-solar-system visitors, and Pig Latin for

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