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* There's no interesting way to report progress on knitting a scarf, "slightly longer than yesterday but not long enough yet."  Bored now. * Best spam blog comment EVER! "HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian Mafia and being forced to post spam comments

* There should be a phrase for accidentally casting on 381 stitches instead of the 331 you need, and I think it's "absent-minded dork". * Graduated Redneck 101: bought fireworks & shot beer cans with a .22 handgun.  Awesome 4th of July! * "I went and shot the

* How much acrylic fun fur yarn would it take to knit a cozy for a nuclear reactor? * Looking for t-shirts to wear to physical therapy that will confuse the therapist.  Where's my "No, I will not fix your computer" one? * Co-worker's house struck by

* The cat fell in the bath, lost her footing trying to grab a drink, water on 3 walls and all over the floor, while I was IN THE BATH. * Want to go to the Zombie workout class at http://zombiefit.org  Strength training AND Parkour! * Physical therapy for a few

* There is something deeply addictive about mail tracking websites when you're waiting for a parcel. * Knitting on needles made from stealth bomber material is curiously faster than on wooden needles, and infinitely geekier. * Yellow Lamborghini in the parking lot at work, right next to my car. Guess it

* Disturbed by partial spider web INSIDE my car, wasn't there when I parked this morning.  Where is the spider now? * Bugger.  No clear majority government for the UK. * When the party with the LEAST votes decides who forms the UK Government, something went badly wrong with the process.

* Contact lens boxes mis-labelled, v confused.  Left is the side with the wedding ring, right? * May have reached SABLE (stash acquisition beyond life expectancy) on spinning fibre, still in denial about yarn * Destashing on Ravelry is very hit and miss, this time was a BIG hit.  Now for the jewellery

* SO looking forward to playing Sid Meier's Colonization again!  But the new version, on the new Alienware machine. * Own up St Louis, who washed their car yesterday? This rain is on YOU! * Sorted fibre stash in search of missing spindle, horrible realisation I could spin till Doomsday and

* Heading out for the karate tournament! * WON MY KATA DIVISION! Senior women's beginner kata, all mine. * Love Anne at Iron Age Tattoo, metal reinstalled after tournament, 12g lobe stretched to 8g, new jewellery and a chat. * Amazing how people can walk past 3ft sparkly trophy & not see

* USPS tracking is addictive, especially when it's cashmere/silk lace yarn in the mail. * Morning shred-fest and filing frenzy, am officially organised and tidy now. Anyone need some hamster bedding? * Falklands wool roving arrived, very soft and smelling slightly of sheep.  Can't wait to spin this!